Bad hookup lines

Bad hookup lines

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Baby, i'm not your cell phone, but I still want to be touched by you every day. Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction. You can strip, and I'll poke you.

Do you handle chickens because you look like you'd be good with cocks. Cause when I ride you'll always finish first. Hey, lets play farmer, You be the farmland, I'll plant the seed. First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.

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Stupid Pick Up Lines - Bad Pick Up Lines

Pickup lines are great for sharing a laugh with friends and should be really only be used for that. Oh my god girl, look at how those legs go up and make an ass out of themselves. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat. Looks don't matter, I'll just wrap you in a flag and fuck you for glory.

Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me. You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night. What if I start this relationship with you as a frien. Be unique and different, just say yes. Cause I'm gonna spread them tonight Do you like trampolines, cause I got something for you to bounce up and down on.

Hi, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Pickup lines are totally overrated and entirely unnecessary, yet, for some reason, men still love to collect and sometimes even try them out on unsuspecting women. Does your pussy smell like fish because I like sushi I'm like Domino's Pizza.